I have been deceived!

I was in the store the other day, stocking up on my Monster when the can above caught my eye. How could it be that there is a new kind of Monster out there that I didn't know of? What kind of government conspiracy is this?! I should have been informed. Anyways, I got a box of the stuff (in retrospect, not a good move) and headed home. After waiting the 30 minute it takes for the things to get cold, I popped one open and took a swig of what I expected to be grape juice Monster. I was deceived! This stuff is so nasty it should be used on people so they'll cough up information involving the location of a lost president! Sure, they'll have to speak in gasps while taking breaks from vomiting from the taste, but the information will be there! Seriously, it barely tastes like grape, it's like someone took moldy grapes and squished them with fungus infected toes! After this they strained it through the caucus of old road kill and let it sit out in the rain for a week. When it is all done, they stick it in a can, slap the Monster logo on there and expect us to gulp it down and beg for more. I for one don't want to do this, but I have to. Like I said before, I was dumb enough to get a box of it, so now I have to swallow down the vile stuff until I run out. Until I do this, Mom wont buy me anymore. I guess I'll just have to suck it up and live through my mistake. Please people, don't buy this, you will hate it. I did.
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(If you get the joke above you are a nerd like me.)