Life as you know it is over.....

Today my understanding of everything, mainly the paint on my wall, was forever changed. It was a typical Friday night, the gang and I were at my place to watch a movie when Timmy's eye was caught by the odd painting on my wall. For years it had puzzled me, I had stared at it, desperately trying to figure out the hidden meaning that must be lying within the lines and circles. And finally, today, Timmy cracked it. I will now hand it over to him, take it away, Timmy.

Thank you K. T. Well as I gazed upon the wall. I noticed an eerie similarity to a line once drawn by doc brown.



What you see here is my depiction of the painting on the wall with notes added. As I looked deeper into the meaning of this painting a flood of inspiration overtook me. The above pictograph shall be labeled as such. The main horizontal line shall be called line "Gamma" which represents our main time line. The left hand side of the circle is pre-1985. The first diagonal line on the left shall be line "Phi" The line shows at what point aliens made contact with earth and started affecting our humanity. Now the second diagonal line shall be labeled "Zeta" and represents the impulses of the Delorean upon our culture. Now when Gamma combined with Phi met Zeta Doc Brown the alien finally had all that he needed to create his time machine. This is when we meet the center of the painting a point called Pi Omicron Omicron Pi. This is October 26th 1985 the date upon which all time hinges (This may also be referred to as Hilary Clinton's 38th Birthday). It was on this day, Pi Omicron Omicron Pi, that the time-line was forever changed and time travel was introduced. (The first instance of time travel in which the space time continuum was disturbed) Now if you notice there is one more line. This is "Rho". Rho is an alternate time line in which Deloreans were made out of pure gold instead of stainless steel. For reasons of weight and durability this timeline is highly unstable and usually causes a vortex in which you are forever assaulted with the voiceathesizer of Stephen Hawking. That is timeline "Alpha" not to be confused with the actual line in the diagram which is labeled Rho.

Well back to you K. T.

Thank you, Timmy. Is your life not changed, friends? I know mine as been and I must say I am honored to have this huge piece of human existence on my basement wall.