For some unknown reason, my body has decided that I am a bat. Not an awesome bat like the vampire bat, not a cute one like a fruit bat or those fuzzy little white ones that make leaf tents, no, that would be too cool and I am 95% sure that my body wants to kill me. My body has decided that I am a retarded bat that goes to sleep at 6am and wakes up at exactly 2:30pm. A bat that lived like this would be shunned by all the other bats and get eaten by something. Way to go body, once again you have come up with a flawless plan.
We've tried to just wake me up at a decent hour, but I am nearly impossible to wake up, so that didn't really work and it makes me question my fate if I needed to wake up to survive, like if my house is on fire.... I think I'll just cross that bridge when I come to it.
Anyways, back to me being a really stupid and doomed bat. We have decided that the only option for me to keep me human is to stay up all night and day and then try to go to sleep at a normal time.
So that's why I am writing this really weird and random post right now. So far it's gone well, mom passed out, but the older sister and I are watching tv and discussing what would happen during a zombie apocalypse during the breaks.
I may post other random posts, so consider yourselves warned.
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