My Smart Phone Might Be Smarter Than Me

Today I followed the crowd and got a smart phone. So far I am clueless about how to use it and slightly afraid that with one wrong keystroke I will somehow destroy the world as we know it...or that Skynet will activate and Wal-E will kill me in my sleep or enslave me.
Threat of humanity's enslavement aside, I'm actually pretty excited about my nifty new phone. I can blog from it, that's actually what I'm doing right now, and I'll be able to video chat with my Twinny from time to time! Eventually I'll figure out how to use this thing and then who knows what I'll do...maybe I'll stop Skynet using one of their own.